“- Lloyd Christmas: I feel like a schoolboy again. A schoolboy who desperately wants to make sweet, sweet love to you.
- Mary Swanson: I thought I heard you talking to someone.
- Lloyd Christmas: [now extremely nervous] Mary... I... I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.”

Jim Carrey - Lloyd Christmas
Lauren Holly - Mary Swanson

“- Victor Velasco: I work at home during the day. Oh, I predict some interesting complications... am I making you nervous?
- Corie Bratter: Very nervous.
- Victor Velasco: Wonderful! Once a month I try to make pretty young girlsnervous, just to keep my hand in!”
Charles Boyer - Victor Velasco
Jane Seymour Fonda - Corie Bratter

- Day-Day: I got the "BGs".
- Craig Jones: What's the "BGs"?
- Day-Day: The bubble guts, I'm nervous and I'm bout to shit on my self.
Mike Epps - Day-Day
Ice Cube - Craig Jones

“Though I cannot see with these blind eyes, I know the good Lord still loves me! He loves all of his children, why he loves you, and he loves you… [smells Nicky's presence] you make the Lord… very nervous!”
Quentin Tarantino - Deacon

“I'm just like a little boy, playin' with his dick when he's nervous.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Kirk Lazarus