“- Truman Burbank: Who are you?
- Christof: I am the creator, of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions.
- Truman Burbank: Then who am I?
- Christof: You're the star.”
Jim Carrey - Truman Burbank
Ed Harris - Christof

“Pigman is trying to prove the Caine-Hackman theory. No matter what time it is, 24 hours a day, you can find a Michael Caine or Gene Hackman movie playing on TV.”
Jeremy Piven - James 'Droz' Andrews

“You know these actors are mainly models, which are mainly faggots. And the rest are assholes. Know what bugs me the most about those soaps? It's people with no lives, watching other people's fake lives.”
Aaron Eckhart - Del Sizemore

“I was on the Johnny Carson show, I believe 114 or 104 times. And aside from those times on the air, I never spoke to him. I never met him.”
Tony Randall On Johnny Carson

“They're lucky if they don't stay in it long and if they don't learn.”

George Cukor