“I've been coming here every summer of my adult life, and every summer there she is oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling... smiling. I can't take this no more!”

Chauncey Leopardi - Michael 'Squints' Palledorous

“- Max Minot: She's more than beautiful. She's got this way she looks at you, just... just stop your heart, you know? And make it start back up again. You know any girls like that?
- Charlie Barret: Yeah. All of them.”
Sean Patrick Flanery - Max Minot
Christopher Walken - Charlie Barret

“- Theseus: The most beautiful girl in the world is here in Sparta.
- Pirithous: She's just a child!
- Theseus: I'll ripen her like grapes; I'll age her like wine. When she ages just enough, I'll taste her.”
Stellan Skarsgård - Theseus
Jim Carter - Pirithous

“That girl is premier division. You, you're third division, maybe second if you wash your hair.”

Julian Littman - Rudi Morelli

“You're the most beautiful girlfriend I've ever had. Actually, you're the only girlfriend I've ever had.”
Toby Radloff - Dickie