“- Buddy Evans: What are those?
- Ms. Werner: What are what?
- Buddy Evans: Those things on your teeth.
- Ms. Werner: They're braces.
- Buddy Evans: I know they're braces. But do you have to wear them?
- Ms. Werner: No, they're the latest in costume jewelry. Of course I have to wear them.”
Burt Reynolds - Buddy Evans
Carol Locatell - Ms. Werner

“- Mia Thermopolis: Now, what did you want to tell me?
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: Something that, I think, will have a very big impact upon your life.
- Mia Thermopolis: I already have braces.
- Queen Clarisse Renaldi: No, it's bigger than orthodontia.”
Anne Hathaway - Mia Thermopolis
Julie Andrews - Queen Clarisse Renaldi

“Madam, I rather spend an afternoon in a Turkish bath with my mother than visit the dratted dentist.”
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert

“Russian dentists make pretty good dentures.”
Reb Brown - Sgt. Michael Ransom

“The only worse than a visit to the dentist is a visit to the censor.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Alfred Hitchcock