“- Mavis Gary: You're the hate crime guy. Oh my God, why didn't you just say that? Now I know who you are. Matt, the hate crime guy.
- Matt Freehauf: Yes, Mavis. When when we were seniors a bunch of jocks who thought I was gay jumped me in the woods.”
Charlize Theron - Mavis Gary
Patton Oswalt - Matt Freehauf

“You don't understand how hard it is. I'm tormented everyday at school. It's like I'm being suffocated, and sure we can sit and fantasize all we want about how things are going to be different one day, but this is today and it sucks. So please just help me. I can't take another day of this, I don't know what I'll do.”

Dan Byrd - Brandon

“- Murph: Who let the baby into the sixth grade? What's in your bag? Your diapers?
- Junior Healy: No, my lunch, you pin-head.”

Eric Edwards - Murph
Michael Oliver - Junior Healy

“- Luca: You're on the wrong side of the street, fat cat. Beat it!
- Garfield: And you, Luca. You're on the wrong side of the evolutionary curve.”
Brad Garrett - Luca
Bill Murray - Garfield

- Jamie Gangel: Scared of being called "queer"?
- Ste Pearce: Are you?
- Jamie Gangel: Maybe... maybe not.
- Ste Pearce: And are ya?
- Jamie Gangel: Queer?
- Ste Pearce: Gay.
Glen Berry - Jamie Gangel
Scott Neal - Ste Pearce