“- Xian Chow: I tell them u say they no good fighters, and that their mothers have sex with mules!
- Kurt Sloane: You What?
- Xian Chow: Oh make them very angry! Fight hard...good training.”
Dennis Chan - Xian Chow
Jean-Claude Van Damme - Kurt Sloane

“Boards don't hit back.”

Bruce Lee - Lee

“- Alonzo: All right, when's the last time you did a felony stop?
- Jake: Uh, couple weeks ago?
- Alonzo: Good, you needpractice.
- Jake: They look like collegekids.
- Alonzo: They're gonna get their education today.”

Denzel Washington - Alonzo
Ethan Hawke - Jake

“I know your a good football player. You may even be great. And I am gonna push you until we find out.”
The Rock - Sean Porter

“I know I'm old enough to be his mother, but when the Duck laid that kiss on me last night, I swear my thighs just went up in flames! He must practice on melons or something.”
Annie Potts - Iona