You ever hearDad introduce us to people? "This is our daughter Dottie, and this is our other daughter, Dottie's sister". Should've just had you and bought a dog!
Lori Petty - Kit Keller

“When I graduated first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.”
Norm MacDonald - Frank

“- Jenny Curran: His name's Forrest.
- Forrest Gump: Like me.
- Jenny Curran: I named him after his daddy.
- Forrest Gump: He got a daddy named Forrest, too?
- Jenny Curran: You're his daddy, Forrest.”
Robin Wright - Jenny Curran
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.”

Krystle Mataras - Rina
Tiffany Mataras - Tina

“My daddy works on a computer all day, and is the head of his company and he, um, he has a moustache and a beard, and he... he doesn't have a lot of hair, and cuz... um, since his head is so big, he can't wear any hats.”
Sarah Rose Karr - Emma