“I never argue with women, and certainly not one with a gun!”
Errol Flynn - Kerry Bradford

“There's no sense arguing with a woman.”
W.C. Fields - The Great Man

“Before you pee, you lift the seat; after you pee, you put the seat back down. Females in tribe start war over this. Many deaths.”

Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell

“- Joan Freeman: Go to Hell!
- Jack Murphy: Ladies first.”
Carrie Snodgress - Joan Freeman
Charles Bronson - Jack Murphy

“There's no use arguing with her, the ladies are their own enforcers.”
Clive Owen - Dwight