“- Ursula Stanhope: Did you fight a crocodile for this?
- George: Oh, no. George not fight. Crocodile have toothache. George pull tooth. Crocodile give to George after. Gift.”

Leslie Mann - Ursula Stanhope
Brendan Fraser - George

“I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.”
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“- Slivko: Who'd win, tigers or cubs?
- Hank Marlow: A tiger would win, obviously. A cub's just a baby bear. Now wait till the bear gets bigger...”
Thomas Mann - Slivko
John C. Reilly - Hank Marlow

“- Columbus: You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important.
- Tallahassee: I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run.”