Woody Harrelson quotes
“- Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
- Columbus: How could that not be personal? That’s like my whole thing.
- Tallahassee: Yeah, you’re right. It was personal.”
“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”
“I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.”
- Mr. Bruner: "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you". This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you... head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
- Nadine:... (continue)(continue reading)
“Time to nut up or shut up!”
“Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.”
“- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: How would you like your steaks cooked?
- Pepper Lewis: Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.”
“Here's the deal, Columbus. Uh, I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch.”
“If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.”
“Embrace the probability of your imminent death, and know in your heart that there's nothing I can do to save you.”
“Have you ever done a Shiver Shot?”
“- Beckett: Sorry I punched your face.
- Han Solo: Happens more often than you think.”
“Let me give you some advice. Assume everyone will betray you. And you will never be disappointed.”
“You think I care about dentists?... I don't care about dentists... Nobody cares about dentists.”
“- Mildred Hayes: You could pull blood from every man and boy in this town over the age of 8.
- Willoughby: There's civil rights laws prevents that, Mrs. Hayes, and what if he was just passing through town?
- Mildred Hayes: Pull blood from every man in the country.
- Willoughby: And what if he was just passing through the country?
- Mildred Hayes...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Because through love comes calm, and through calm comes thought. And you need thought to detect stuff sometimes, Jason. It's kinda all you need. You don't even need a gun. And you definitely don't needhate. Hate never solved nothing, but calm did. And thought did. Try it. Try it just for a change.”
“- Frank Hamer: How'd she fall in with an outlaw like Barrow?
- Deputy Ted Hinton: Bored to tears. Along come Clyde in a fine car, by the time she found out the car was stolen, she was already in love.
- Maney Gault: Ain't that romantic. I met my wife she was milking a prize Devon at the Oklahoma State Fair, I can't imagine anybody writing a...” (continue)(continue reading)
“- Maney Gault: How many bullets you got in you?
- Frank Hamer: Sixteen, I think.
- Maney Gault: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Frank Hamer: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Maney Gault: I ain't got no bullets in me.
- Frank Hamer: Because I was covering you.”
“Used to be, you had to have talent to get published. Now you just have to shoot people.”
“- Man who hires Wells: Just how dangerous is he?
- Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?”