Woody Harrelson movie quotes

“- Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
- Columbus: How could that not be personal? That’s like my whole thing.
- Tallahassee: Yeah, you’re right. It was personal.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“Time to nut up or shut up!”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
- Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
- Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?”
Abigail Breslin - Little Rock
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“Here's the deal, Columbus. Uh, I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“Embrace the probability of your imminent death, and know in your heart that there's nothing I can do to save you.”
Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy

“If you got rid of every cop with vaguely racist leanings, then you'd have three cops left, and all o' them are gonna hate the fags, so what are ya gonna do, y'know?”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“You think I care about dentists?... I don't care about dentists... Nobody cares about dentists.”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Mildred Hayes: You could pull blood from every man and boy in this town over the age of 8.
- Willoughby: There's civil rights laws prevents that, Mrs. Hayes, and what if he was just passing through town?
- Mildred Hayes: Pull blood from every man in the country.
- Willoughby: And what if he was just passing through the country?
- Mildred Hayes...” (continue) (continue reading)
Frances McDormand - Mildred
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“Because through love comes calm, and through calm comes thought. And you need thought to detect stuff sometimes, Jason. It's kinda all you need. You don't even need a gun. And you definitely don't need hate. Hate never solved nothing, but calm did. And thought did. Try it. Try it just for a change.”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Frank Hamer: You in good spirits?
- Maney Gault: Pretty polite way of asking if I’m drinking.”
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Frank Hamer: How'd she fall in with an outlaw like Barrow?
- Deputy Ted Hinton: Bored to tears. Along come Clyde in a fine car, by the time she found out the car was stolen, she was already in love.
- Maney Gault: Ain't that romantic. I met my wife she was milking a prize Devon at the Oklahoma State Fair, I can't imagine anybody writing a...” (continue) (continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer
Thomas Mann - Deputy Ted Hinton
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Maney Gault: How many bullets you got in you?
- Frank Hamer: Sixteen, I think.
- Maney Gault: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Frank Hamer: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Maney Gault: I ain't got no bullets in me.
- Frank Hamer: Because I was covering you.”
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer

“Used to be, you had to have talent to get published. Now you just have to shoot people.”

Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Maney Gault: You came all the way up to the house, what changed your mind?
- Frank Hamer: I don't know, maybe seeing you move like you're 85.
- Maney Gault: Well, that honest. Maybe a little too honest.”
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer

“- Man who hires Wells: Just how dangerous is he?
- Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?”

Stephen Root - Man who hires Wells
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells

“Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness.”
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“Life's about taking risks. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there.”
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“- Nadine: Look I don't wanna take up a ton of your time, but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought someone should know. I don't really know how this works. I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so... Or U-Haul, maybe, just not a bus. I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch, but it has to be big; it's gotta be so big...” (continue) (continue reading)
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“- Merritt McKinney: I'm just trying to create the space for wisdom.
- J. Daniel Atlas: Okay, so you're like Buddha, if he wasn't so enlightened.
- Merritt McKinney: And you're like Jesus, if he was arrogant and all of his miracles were fake.”
Woody Harrelson - Merritt McKinney
Jesse Eisenberg - J. Daniel Atlas

“- J. Daniel Atlas: What is magic? Magic is deception, but deception designed to delight, to entertain, to inspire. It is about belief. Faith.
- Henley Reeves: Trust.
- Merritt McKinney: Without those qualities, magic as an art form would no longer exist.
- Henley Reeves: But what happens if these qualities are not used for their higher purpose?...” (continue) (continue reading)
Jesse Eisenberg - J. Daniel Atlas
Isla Fisher - Henley Reeves
Woody Harrelson - Merritt McKinney

- Mr. Bruner: "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you". This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you... head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
- Nadine:... (continue) (continue reading)

Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“- Nadine: Hey.
- Mr. Bruner: Busy.
- Nadine: I don't wanna take up a ton of your time, but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought an adult should know.”
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine
Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner

“- Stan Lloyd: It's okay to be happy to see me. Just because you're English doesn't mean you need to hide your emotions.
- Max Burdett: I'm Irish. We let people know how we feel. Now fuck off.”
Woody Harrelson - Stan Lloyd
Pierce Brosnan - Max Burdett