Woody Harrelson movie quotes

“If you got rid of every cop with vaguely racist leanings, then you'd have three cops left, and all o' them are gonna hate the fags, so what are ya gonna do, y'know?”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
- Columbus: How could that not be personal? That’s like my whole thing.
- Tallahassee: Yeah, you’re right. It was personal.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

- Mr. Bruner: "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you". This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you... head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
- Nadine:... (continue)(continue reading)

Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“Time to nut up or shut up!”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
- Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
- Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?”
Abigail Breslin - Little Rock
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: And would you care to order wine with your meal?
- Pepper Lewis: Yeah, why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, not too sweet, American.
- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice.”
Christopher Durang - Waiter at Waldorf Astoria
Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: How would you like your steaks cooked?
- Pepper Lewis: Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.”
Christopher Durang - Waiter at Waldorf Astoria
Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“Here's the deal, Columbus. Uh, I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.”
Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“Embrace the probability of your imminent death, and know in your heart that there's nothing I can do to save you.”
Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy

“Have you ever done a Shiver Shot?”

Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“- Beckett: Sorry I punched your face.
- Han Solo: Happens more often than you think.”
Woody Harrelson - Beckett
Alden Ehrenreich - Han Solo

“Let me give you some advice. Assume everyone will betray you. And you will never be disappointed.”
Woody Harrelson - Beckett

“You think I care about dentists?... I don't care about dentists... Nobody cares about dentists.”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Mildred Hayes: You could pull blood from every man and boy in this town over the age of 8.
- Willoughby: There's civil rights laws prevents that, Mrs. Hayes, and what if he was just passing through town?
- Mildred Hayes: Pull blood from every man in the country.
- Willoughby: And what if he was just passing through the country?
- Mildred Hayes...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frances McDormand - Mildred
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“Because through love comes calm, and through calm comes thought. And you need thought to detect stuff sometimes, Jason. It's kinda all you need. You don't even need a gun. And you definitely don't needhate. Hate never solved nothing, but calm did. And thought did. Try it. Try it just for a change.”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Frank Hamer: You in good spirits?
- Maney Gault: Pretty polite way of asking if I’m drinking.”
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Frank Hamer: How'd she fall in with an outlaw like Barrow?
- Deputy Ted Hinton: Bored to tears. Along come Clyde in a fine car, by the time she found out the car was stolen, she was already in love.
- Maney Gault: Ain't that romantic. I met my wife she was milking a prize Devon at the Oklahoma State Fair, I can't imagine anybody writing a...” (continue)(continue reading)
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer
Thomas Mann - Deputy Ted Hinton
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Maney Gault: How many bullets you got in you?
- Frank Hamer: Sixteen, I think.
- Maney Gault: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Frank Hamer: It might be good to have a doctor look at you sometime.
- Maney Gault: I ain't got no bullets in me.
- Frank Hamer: Because I was covering you.”
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer

“Used to be, you had to have talent to get published. Now you just have to shoot people.”

Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault

“- Maney Gault: You came all the way up to the house, what changed your mind?
- Frank Hamer: I don't know, maybe seeing you move like you're 85.
- Maney Gault: Well, that honest. Maybe a little too honest.”
Woody Harrelson - Maney Gault
Kevin Costner - Frank Hamer

“- Man who hires Wells: Just how dangerous is he?
- Carson Wells: Compared to what? The bubonic plague?”

Stephen Root - Man who hires Wells
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells