Woody Harrelson movie quotes

“If you got rid of every cop with vaguely racist leanings, then you'd have three cops left, and all o' them are gonna hate the fags, so what are ya gonna do, y'know?”
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Mildred Hayes: You could pull blood from every man and boy in this town over the age of 8.
- Willoughby: There's civil rights laws prevents that, Mrs. Hayes, and what if he was just passing through town?
- Mildred Hayes: Pull blood from every man in the country.
- Willoughby: And what if he was just passing through the country?
- Mildred...” (continue)(continue reading)
Frances McDormand - Mildred
Woody Harrelson - Willoughby

“- Tallahassee: Rules are for pussies, nothing personal.
- Columbus: How could that not be personal? That’s like my whole thing.
- Tallahassee: Yeah, you’re right. It was personal.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus

“Do you know why she’s still alive? Because zombies eat brains, and she ain’t got any!”

Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“I have nothing against hippies, I just wanna beat the shit out of 'em.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

- Mr. Bruner: "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you". This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you... head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."
- Nadine:... (continue)(continue reading)

Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner
Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine

“- Haymitch Abernathy: Now, I can sell the star-crossed lovers from District 12.
- Katniss Everdeen: We are not star-crossed lovers.
- Haymitch Abernathy: It's a televisionshow, and being in love with that boy might just get you sponsors which could save your damn life.”

Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy
Jennifer Lawrence - Katniss Everdeen

“Time to nut up or shut up!”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“Take that, you freaky piece of shit. You don't mow another guy's lawn.”
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Llewelyn Moss: If I was cuttin' deals, why wouldn't I go deal with this guy Chigurh?
- Carson Wells: No no. No. You don't understand. You can't make a deal with him. Even if you gave him the money he'd still kill you. He's a peculiar man. You could even say that he has principles. Principles that transcend money or drugs or anything like that....” (continue)(continue reading)
Josh Brolin - Llewelyn Moss
Woody Harrelson - Carson Wells

“- Sidney Deane: Hey hey man, what's the score? Yo! Chump! I'm talking to you! I'm talking to the fucking air.
- Billy Hoyle: My name ain't chump, it's Billy Hoyle.
- Sidney Deane: Billy Hoyle. Billy Hoyle. Billy Hoyle. Okay Billy... can you count to ten, Billy?
- Billy Hoyle: Yeah.
- Sidney Deane: Good. What's the score... Billy?
- Billy Hoyle:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Wesley Snipes - Sidney Deane
Woody Harrelson - Billy Hoyle

“I don't believe in politics. I'm an anarchist.”
Woody Harrelson

“- Little Rock: Who's Bill Murray?
- Tallahassee: I've never hit a kid before. I mean, that's like asking who Gandhi is.
- Little Rock: Who's Gandhi?”
Abigail Breslin - Little Rock
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“- Mr. Boorg: How many children do you have?
- Roy: None that I know of. I mean, I'm unable to have children. Nasty cheese grating accident as a boy.”
William Jordan - Mr. Boorg
Woody Harrelson - Roy Munson

“- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: And would you care to order wine with your meal?
- Pepper Lewis: Yeah, why don't you bring us a bottle of something or other, not too sweet, American.
- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: American something or other, yes sir an excellent choice.”
Christopher Durang - Waiter at Waldorf Astoria
Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“- Waiter at Waldorf Astoria: How would you like your steaks cooked?
- Pepper Lewis: Oh, just knock its horns off, wipe its nasty ass, and chunk it right here on this plate.”
Christopher Durang - Waiter at Waldorf Astoria
Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“Here's the deal, Columbus. Uh, I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch.”
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“If it's got hair, I can ride it. If it's got a beat, I can dance to it.”
Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“Embrace the probability of your imminent death, and know in your heart that there's nothing I can do to save you.”
Woody Harrelson - Haymitch Abernathy

“Have you ever done a Shiver Shot?”

Woody Harrelson - Pepper Lewis

“I'll tell you guys, believe me, past a certain age, a man without a family can be a bad thing.”
Woody Harrelson - Detective Marty Hart

“Solution to my whole life was right under my nose— that woman, those kids— and I was watching everything else. See, infidelity is one kind of sin, but my true failure was inattention.”
Woody Harrelson - Detective Marty Hart

“What always happens between men and women? Reality.”
Woody Harrelson - Detective Marty Hart

“- Beckett: Sorry I punched your face.
- Han Solo: Happens more often than you think.”
Woody Harrelson - Beckett
Alden Ehrenreich - Han Solo

“Let me give you some advice. Assume everyone will betray you. And you will never be disappointed.”
Woody Harrelson - Beckett