“- Timon: What do you call a hyena with half a brain?
- Pumbaa: Beats me, Timon. What?
- Timon: Gifted!”
Nathan Lane - Timon
Ernie Sabella - Pumbaa

“- Columbus: You should actually limber up as well. Especially if we're going down that hill. It is very important.
- Tallahassee: I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?”
Jesse Eisenberg - Columbus
Woody Harrelson - Tallahassee

“When a man is wrestling a leopard in the middle of a pond, he's in no position to run.”

“I just got my ass kicked by a marsupial.”
Jerry O'Connell - Charlie Carbone

“What are you trying to do, wake everybody in the house? Of all the screwball ideas. Fighting with stuffed animals.”
Mel Blanc - Porky Pig