“- Princess Fiona: You didn't slay the dragon?
- Shrek: It's on my to-do list, now come on!
- Princess Fiona: But this isn't right! You're meant to charge in, sword drawn, banners flying! That's what all the other knights did!
- Shrek: Right before they burst into flame!”

Cameron Diaz - Princess Fiona
Mike Myers - Shrek

“- Laura Vasquez: Half the time you were on your back!
- Jay: That's how I fight.”
Rosario Dawson - Laura Vasquez
Will Smith - Jay

“- Cliff: Where's your stuntman now, Sinclair?
- Neville Sinclair: I do my own stunts!”

Billy Campbell - Cliff
Timothy Dalton - Neville Sinclair

“Teasle, you and all your men couldn't handle him before what makes you think you can handle him now? Only God knows what damage he's prepared to do.”

Richard Crenna - Trautman

“- Mitch: Galt, what the fuck was that?
- Galt: The man said 'Clean him up'. Clean him up...”

David Caruso - Mitch
Jack Starrett - Galt