“- Aurelio: I can stare at an egg for hours, wondering how nature can make things so perfect.
- Miranda: 'Cause it was God who made nature, not an ignoramus like you!”
Armando Brancia - Aurelio
Pupella Maggio - Miranda

“It was God who created oysters and apples. And you can't improve recipes like that. But it is our job to try.”

Bradley Cooper - Adam Jones

“- Juan Seguin: They are gonna want you humble, General.
- Sam Houston: I humble myself before God and there the list ends.”

Jordi Mollà - Juan Seguin
Dennis Quaid - Sam Houston

“- Corie Bratter: You're almost nearly perfect!
- Paul Bratter: That's a rotten thing to say!”
Jane Seymour Fonda - Corie Bratter
Robert Redford - Paul Bratter

“Figures that I would find the perfect guy, and he would already have the perfect girl.”
Drew Barrymore - Dylan Sanders