“Ever since Kennedy and Castro, you can't get a good cigar in America.”
Peter Bogdanovich - Eddie Schuman

“I wish you wouldn't smoke. We should never have sent you to America, you picked up such appalling habits there.”

Oliver Cotton - King Haroak

“- Lalit Verma: Tej, would you like a cigar?
- Tej Puri: Thanks, I've given up.
- Lalit Verma: America makes everyone give up smoking.”
Naseeruddin Shah - Lalit Verma
Rajat Kapoor - Tej Puri

“How 'bout a cigarette? Nothing like a good smoke when you miss your mom... Never too young to start!”
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“I'll smoke it with ya bro, we'll go to the looney bin together. I don't give a fuck.”
Peter Dante - Dante