“- Calculus Entropy: Should I be doing anything?
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: No, not really, um... as soon as you get that trunk upstairs and have finished your nap I guess you could fix that step and jump down, turn around and pick a bale of cotton. And while I'm gone see to it Miss Scarlet stays away from the union army will you?”
Cleavon Little - Calculus Entropy
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher

“- Deputy Lester: What do you want me to do, Will?
- Teasle: I want you to do what I told you to do, Goddammit!”

Alf Humphreys - Lester
Brian Dennehy - Teasle

“- Eduardo Ruiz: This is coercion.
- Montel Gordon: Coercion. That's a pretty big word for a fisherman.
- Ray Castro: Big-ass word.
- Eduardo Ruiz: Oh, yeah? I know another big word: immunity.”
Miguel Ferrer - Eduardo Ruiz
Don Cheadle - Montel Gordon

They say in Latin, "In vino veritas". Wine tells the truth. Use this to write down the addresses of those bastards who killed my captains. And not where they were last week but where they are now, where they are this minute, and better yet, where they are going to be tomorrow. You know where they are going to be tomorrow, right?

Tomas Milian - General Arturo Salazar

“We all have orders, and we have to follow 'em. That supersedes everything, including your mothers.”
Tom Hanks - Captain Miller