“- Christy: Cool? Where'd you hear that?
- Ariel: I don't know, I just heard it.
- Christy: You're already American, it's disgusting!”
Sarah Bolger - Christy
Emma Bolger - Ariel

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch

“- C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
- Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord

“You're not even good enough for the cuss words I know.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield

“I don't think there's one word that can describe a man's life.”

William Alland - Jerry Thompson