“- Amy Szalinski: I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
- Nick Szalinski: I don't think we're in the food chain anymore, Dorothy.”
Amy O'Neill - Amy Szalinski
Robert Oliveri - Nick Szalinski

“- John Gotti: Why don't you get some ice cream, pizza or something?
- Peter: I don't like ice cream.
- John Gotti: Get fudge sticks, you love fudge sticks, get that.
- Frankie: I don't like pizza either.
- John Gotti: How about the movies? You like, you like- what's the movie you like so much? About spaghetti, meatballs or something. Go see that.”
John Travolta - John Gotti
Carter Anderson - Peter

“- Senator Jummy Simpson: I've seen that girl somewhere before.
- Liza Prescott: She's a very particular friend of the director who's making this picture. He sticks her in every scene he can.”

Walter Kingsford - Senator Jummy Simpson
Billie Burke - Liza Prescott

“My eyes still hurt from reading that movie.”

Eddie Murphy - Insp. Scott Roper

“- Emily Montgomery: I've seen all your movies.
- Cameron Drake: Both of them?”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Matt Dillon - Cameron Drake