“Did you know, that the average penis size is 6.4 inches? And that the average vaginal canal is 7.9 inches.Therefore, in this country alone, there's over 17,000 miles of unused, virgin pussy out there.”
Phillip Glasser - Max

“These chastity vows of yours. How strict are they? Suppose you only put it in her mouth?”
Geoffrey Rush - The Marquis de Sade

“Please God don't let me fall in love and want to do disgusting things... Dear God, I love the way he throws.”
Winona Ryder - Charlotte Flax

“There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“See, this is what happens when a man swears off sex; the semen backs up into his brain!”