“- T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order.
- Top Dollar: Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin.”
David Patrick Kelly - T-Bird
Michael Wincott - Top Dollar

“- Jay: You know what they say. It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
- Kay: Try it.”
Will Smith - Jay
Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“Losing Diana is like losing a part of me. I thought nothing could change the way we felt about each other. I thought we were invincible.”

Woody Harrelson - David Murphy

“You say I'm not human, but on the contrary, I understand your pain all too well. A long time ago, I lost the woman I love, and that was, in fact, the cause of my present misfortune.”

Seth MacFarlane - Johann Krauss

“- Sara Evers: To love someone so much and then to lose them so suddenly. I can't imagine how awful that must be.
- Master Gracey: If you truly love someone, they never leave. They remain in your heart forever.”

Marsha Thomason - Sara Evers
Nathaniel Parker - Master Gracey