“We work together very well. It's almost as like we have one brain that we share between us.”

Jennifer Coolidge - Amber Cole

“I'm going to kill you if we die!”

Chris Tucker - Carter

“We don't wanna talk, we wanna scream at people, but we don't wanna listen or solve problem and that's what's frustrating about the fucking dynamic of the group.”
Vince Vaughn - Ricky

“- Michael Berkow: You've never been a team player, that's why you don't have any friends.
- Adam Berkow: What're you talking about? I have friends.
- Michael Berkow: The hell you do.
- Adam Berkow: The hell I don't.
- Michael Berkow: You have acquaintances. Superficial golf-buddies.”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Daniel Stern - Adam Berkow

“- Al Trautwig: Do you think she can get the team out of the basement?
- Rudolph Giuliani: She can't do any worse.”

Al Trautwig - Himself
Rudolph Giuliani - Himself