“- Charles: It's a bad habit you know.
- India: Sneaking up on people?
- Charles: Following uncles around.”

Matthew Goode - Charles Stoker
Mia Wasikowska - India stoker

“You tried to hide your suit from me, now it's gonna blow up in your face and destroy everyone you care about.”
Corey Stoll - Darren Cross

“You know some people have no will power, no ambition. They just drift through life like lumps of crap.”
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras - Veronica Vaughn

- Mr. Rugg: To the "Save the Dolphins Foundation", $11million. To the "Save The Pumas Foundation", $1.2million. To the "Padigonian Wasps Foundation", $1.4million. To the "Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation"...
- Carrigan Crittenden: The hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?

Ben Stein - Mr. Rugg
Cathy Moriarty - Carrigan Crittenden

“The queen's will is the will of the queen!”
Jean Rougerie - D'Arcy