“I've got to stop eating that Cuban food! It's ripping up my insides.”
David Rasche - Mike Parnell

“Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.”

David Spade - Richard

“What? Cat got your tongue or did you eat that for breakfast too?”

David Spade - Dickie Roberts

“How you loved to feed me! Look at your chubby baby now, ma, I'm a fat, fat man, a damn fatso. I can't stop the fat!”

Dom DeLuise - Dominick DiNapoli

“Cut down? I am what I am precisely because I've eaten my way to the top! I'm a work of art, created by the finest chefs in the world. Every fold is a brush stroke! Every crease a sonnet! Every chin a concerto! In short doctor darling, in my present form, I'm a masterpiece!”

Robert Morley - Max