“- May Daly: I see you want to buy me.
- Louis Blore: Gosh no, Miss Daly, I want to marry you!”
Lucille Desiree Ball - May Daly
Red Skelton - Louis Blore

“- Hammond: We're going to open next year. That is, if the lawyers don't kill me first. I don't care for lawyers, do you?
- Grant: We don't really know any.
- Hammond: Well I do, I'm afraid. There's a particular pebble in my shoe, represents my investors. Says that they insist on outside opinions.”
Richard Attenborough - Hammond
Sam Neill - Grant

“Dollars are like small fish: difficult to catch, but not to be thrown back except as bait for something bigger.”
John Lone - Joey Tai

“Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. But he was rich, because he invested in people.”

Cedric the Entertainer - Eddie

“- Tony Hawes: What are you going to do with all that money?
- Nick Leeson: I'm not going to spend it on futures and options.”
Tim McInnerny - Tony Hawes
Ewan McGregor - Nick Leeson