“- Tripper: Is that a bra you're wearing, or are you expecting an assassination attempt?
- Roxanne: Are those Clorets in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
- Tripper: Ok, we're even. 3 years of this. I don't think I have many lines left. Frankly, Roxanne, I'm frightened.
- Roxanne: No. Don't go human on me now, Tripper.”

Bill Murray - Tripper
Kate Lynch - Roxanne

“- Donner: Wanna dance?
- Jet Girl: I don't know how.
- Donner: It's okay, I brought condoms!”
Scott Coffey - Donner
Naomi Watts - Jet Girl

“- Marcia Brady: Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?
- Greg Brady: Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.
- Marcia Brady: And that works?
- Greg Brady: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.”
Christine Taylor - Marcia Brady
Christopher Daniel Barnes - Greg Brady

“Let's go out dancing! You put on your black dress, and I'll go shave my tongue.”
Steve Martin - Rigby Reardon

“Who you goin to the dance with anyway? Spalding?”