“- Tracy Turnblad: How do you get your hair so straight and so flat?
- Beatnik Chick: With an iron, man. I play my bongos, listen to Odetta, and then I iron my hair. Dig?”
Ricki Lake - Tracy Turnblad
Pia Zadora - Beatnik Chick

“What is a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter.”
Madonna - Sarah Jennings

“I don't think a woman is really a woman, unless she's a blonde.”
Angelina Jolie - Gia Carangi

“- Jessica: Hildenburg, I'm sorry I humiliated you in front of the whole school and the visiting eighth graders, but you have no idea what it's like... to wake up every morning... and have to shave your chin.
- Hildenburg: [crying] Yes, I do.”
Rob Schneider - Jessica
Megan Kuhlmann - Hildenburg

Haircut suits you, by the way. No, it does, it does! No gag. "Never make a joke about a woman's hair, clothes or menstrual cycles", page one.
John Hannah - James