“- Colonel Mustard: You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.
- Mrs. White: Flies are where men are most vulnerable.”
Martin Mull - Colonel Mustard
Madeline Kahn - Mrs. White

“I didn't like Prebble when he was alive. But now that he's been murdered, that always makes a man so romantic.”
Jeff Donnell - Sally Ellis

“- Ray Cutler: Why don't you ever get a dress like that?
- Polly Cutler: Listen. For a dress like that, you've got to start laying plans when you're about thirteen.”

Max Showalter - Ray Cutler
Jean Peters - Polly Cutler

“All your boyhood stories make you so damn lovable.”
Rebecca Romijn - Lily

“- Jim: Say something smart.
- Donna: Existence precedes essence.
- Jim: God, you're sexy.”
Luke Kirby - Jim
Daisy McCrackin - Donna