“Hey, hey, easy kids. Everybody in the car. Boat leaves in two minutes... or perhaps you don't want to see the second largest ball of twine on the face of the earth, which is only four short hours away?”
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Silas P. Silas: This class is fucking boring I'm out of here.
- Dean Carl Cain: Uh, excuse me did I hear you say something?
- Silas P. Silas: With all do respect sir, suck my dick.”
Method Man - Silas P. Silas
Obba Babatundé - Dean Carl Cain

“Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold, this shit's been around for a very long time. I'm feeling so high, I just can't stand it. It's as if I've been here for at least a week.”

Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“Don't you find shopping boring, though, Ange? Oh, I do, I hate it. He takes me down in the car, and I get me wheelie, Tone, and I whiz in, I grab anything I can see, bung it in me wheelie, he writes me a cheque, we bung it in the car and we bring it home, and then it's done for the week, you know what I mean?”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“A thousand years is but an instant. There's nothing new, nothing different. Same pattern over and over. The same clouds, same music, the same things I felt an hour or an eternity ago.”
Ryan Power - Young Disappearing Guy