“- Gwen Harrison: Oh, my God! He's gonna jump!
- Lee Phillips: He's not gonna jump.
- Gwen Harrison: I said I was going to give him the divorce papers.
- Lee Phillips: Shit, he's gonna jump!”

Catherine Zeta-Jones - Gwen Harrison
Billy Crystal - Lee Phillips

“- Henry Lowndes: If you call her a widow, that proves that even you thought you were dead.
- Bill Cardew: I'll show you how dead I am.”

Melvyn Douglas - Henry Lowndes
Fred MacMurray - Bill Cardew

“The cities are full of women, middle-aged widows. Husbands, dead husbands who've spent their lives making fortunes, working and working. And then they die and leave their money to their wives, their silly wives.”
Joseph Cotten - Charlie Oakley

“Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old?”

Joseph Cotten - Charlie Oakley

“There's one good thing in being a widow, isn't there? You don't have to ask your husband for money.”
Frances Carson - Mrs. Potter