“- Burke Bennett: This is the high life, Sheldon. You gotta get used to this. Pretty soon you're gonna be pissin' on hundred dollar bills just to see the look on Franklin's face!
- Sheldon Mopes: I don't think I could ever do that. I have too much respect for what that man accomplished.”
Danny DeVito - Burke Bennett
Edward Norton - Sheldon Mopes

“- Uncle Dave Palmer: Not everything in life is for sale.
- Xander Drax: Of course it is, Dave! And I'll tell you something else: I usually get what I want.”
Bill Smitrovich - Uncle Dave Palmer
Treat Williams - Xander Drax

“- The Blue Fairy: I've given you life.
- Pinocchio: Why?
- The Blue Fairy: Because tonight, Geppetto wished for a real boy.”
Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio

“Before you achieve you must believe.”
James Franco - Jake Huard

“- Jake Fischer: It doesn't matter what I do. It's just not good enough.
- Emily Thomas: Maybe he's just trying to push you to be better. We teachers do that to the ones we believe in.”

Ashton Kutcher - Jake Fischer
Melissa Sagemiller - Emily Thomas