“- Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
- Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.”
Kevin Heffernan - Farva
Jay Chandrasekhar - Thorny

“- Tony Stark: Am I making you uncomfortable?
- Pepper Potts: Oh, no, I always forget to wear deodorant and dance with my boss in a room full of people I work with in a dress with no back.
- Tony Stark: Well, you look great, you smell great. But I could fire you if that would take the edge off.”
Robert Downey Jr. - Tony Stark
Gwyneth Paltrow - Pepper Potts

“Love, as it exists in society, is merely the mingling of two whims and the contact of two skins.”
Mila Parély - Geneviève de Marras

“- Seaweed: Livin' in the ghetto, black is everywhere you go. Who'd have thought I'd love a girl whose skin was white as winter snow?
- Penny Pingleton: In my ivory tower, life was just a Hostess snack, but now I've tasted chocolate, and I'm never goin' back!”
Elijah Kelley - Seaweed
Amanda Bynes - Penny Pingleton

“- Penny Pingleton: Oh, Seaweed, you do care! I was afraid the colors of our skin would keep us apart.
- Seaweed: No but these knots might.”
Amanda Bynes - Penny Pingleton
Elijah Kelley - Seaweed