“Super Troopers” quotes

Movie Super Troopers
Title Super Troopers
Year 2001
Director Jay Chandrasekhar
Genre Comedy, Crime, Mystery
Plot – A cavalry unit in a remote area of the state of Vermont risks to be disbanded by the government, unless it proves its usefulness. One day they accidentally discover a major drugs dealing and a corpse. In a race against time, vying with the local police, the cavalry unit tries to solve the mystery and save their division.
All actors – André Vippolis, Joey Kern, Geoffrey Arend, Erik Stolhanske, Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Camille Hickman, Marisa Coughlan, Aria Alpert Adjani, Daniel von Bargen
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  • “I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”

    Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan
  • “The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”

    Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3
  • Desperation is a stinky cologne.”
    Daniel von Bargen - Chief Grady
  • “- College Boy 2: Dude, you didn't eat both those bags did you?
    - College Boy 3: [Mouth full of drugs] Call Guinness!”

    Joey Kern - College Boy 2
    Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3
    [Tag:drugs, eating]
  • “- Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
    - Mac: Good enough... to fuck... your mother.”

    Paul Soter - Foster
    Steve Lemme - Mac
    [Tag:health, wound]
  • “Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?”

    Steve Lemme - Mac
  • “- Thorny: Do you know how fast you were going back there?
    - College Boy 1: Umm... 65?
    - Thorny: 63.
    - College Boy 1: But... isn't the speed limit 65?
    - Thorny: Yes, it is.
    - College Boy 3: [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!”

    Jay Chandrasekhar - Thorny
    André Vippolis - College Boy 1
    Geoffrey Arend - College Boy 3
    [Tag:drugs, speed]
  • “Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?”
    Paul Soter - Foster
  • “- Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
    - Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
    - Farva: A litre o' cola.
    - Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.
    - Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
    - Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
    - Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!”

    Kevin Heffernan - Farva
    Charlie Finn - Dimpus Burger Guy
    Jay Chandrasekhar - Thorny
    [Tag:language, meaning]
  • “- Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
    - Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.”

    Kevin Heffernan - Farva
    Jay Chandrasekhar - Thorny
  • “Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.”

    Paul Soter - Foster
  • - Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans".
    - Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
    - Farva: You mean Shenanigans?

    Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan
    Steve Lemme - Mac
    Kevin Heffernan - Farva
    [Tag:anger, talking, threat]
  • “When you gotta go, you gotta go.”

    Brian Cox - Captain O'Hagan
    [Tag:cars, drunkenness]
  • - Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game"?
    - Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
    - Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
    - Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow'?

    Steve Lemme - Mac
    Paul Soter - Foster
    [Tag:game, police]
  • “- Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
    - Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
    - Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
    - Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
    [into mic]
    - Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
    - Farva: Yeah, thanks.”

    Kevin Heffernan - Farva
    Charlie Finn - Dimpus Burger Guy
    [Tag:food, police]
  • “- Thorny: Where are your shoes?
    - Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
    - Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
    - Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
    - Thorny: That's brown magic.”

    Jay Chandrasekhar - Thorny
    Paul Soter - Foster
    [Tag:bullying, police]
  • “Bear... bearfucker, do you needassistance?”

    Michael Weaver - Local Officer Smy
    [Tag:animals, sex]
  • “- Complaining Fan: Move that gigantic cotton candy!
    - Local Officer Rando: God dammit!
    [hits man with cotton candy]
    - Local Officer Rando: How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?”

    Jim Edwards - Complaining Fan
    James Grace - Local Officer Rando