“- First A.D.: He says the Minotaur prosthetic is too tight, so he can't act.
- John Chambers: If he could act, he wouldn't be playing the Minotaur.”
Ray Porter - First A.D.
John Goodman - John Chambers

“Being versatile, I played my mother's father.”
James Cagney - George M. Cohan

“You call what Swann does acting? That's not acting. It's kissing and jumping and drinking and humping!”
Bill Macy - Sy Benson

“- Mary Jane: I wanna... act. On stage.
- Peter Parker: Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.
- Mary Jane: Really?
- Peter Parker: Yeah. I cried like a baby when you played Cinderella.
- Mary Jane: Peter, that was first grade.
- Peter Parker: Well, even so...”
Kirsten Dunst - Mary Jane Watson
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker

“- Vivian Orkin: In this film, he played the part of God.
- Ghost of Sandy Bates: This was not easy, folks, because, uh, you know, I didn't know what the hell I was doing, and I don't have a good voice for God.
- Vivian Orkin: And he received an Academy Award for his convincing portrayal of God... although they had to use another actor's voice.”
Helen Hanft - Vivian Orkin
Woody Allen - Ghost of Sandy Bates