“- Bonnie: Please, I don't want to end it this way.
- Brian: Jesus, everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn't end.”
Lisa Banes - Bonnie
Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan

“- Grim Reaper: I have come for you.
- Geoffrey: You mean to…
- Grim Reaper: Take you away. That is my purpose. I am Death.
- Geoffrey: Well that's cast rather a gloom over the evening hasn't it?”
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper
John Marwood Cleese - Geoffrey

- Ernie: Come on Bert, what kind of movie has a sadending?
- Bert: "Titanic". "Titanic" had a sadending.
Steve Whitmire - Ernie
Frank Oz - Bert

“Everything ends eventually. So why sit around and wait for it to happen.”
Kristin Chenoweth - Aunt Susan

“Most love stories are about people who fall in love with each other. But what about the rest of us? What about our stories, those of us who fall in love alone?”
Kate Winslet - Iris