“Your wife's a Bigfoot, isn't she, Gus? Your wife is a Bigfoot, isn't she? That's why the bitch's moustache is so motherfuckin' thick... 'cause you shaved the bitch down and taught her to speak. I know a motherfuckin' Bigfoot when I see one! Don't bring a Bigfoot into my home, Gus!”

Eddie Murphy - Eddie Murphy

“- Beowulf: How big was it? What kind of armour? Was it sheilded? Was it exposed?
- Will: It was... it was ugly, man.”
Christopher Lambert - Beowulf
Brent Jefferson Lowe - Will

“Jarra, you are under arrest for being that ugly, and for making that many copies!”
Will Smith - Jay

“But the worst thing is: that Me, Fatty, Sideburns Lady, and the mutants over at Table 9, will never ever find a way to better the situation, because apparently we have nothing to offer to the opposite sex.”

Adam Sandler - Robbie Hart

“- Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew, dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
- Lt. Amos: Like me, right?
- Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.”
Andrew Dice Clay - Ford Fairlane
Ed O'Neill - Lt. Amos