“The Adventures of Ford Fairlane” quotes(1990)
Plot – Ford Fairlane - Mr. Rock'n'Roll Detective - has a lot of problems, but none of them involves some women. People pay him with drumsticks, koalas, white goods and sportswear. Moreover, all his clients ask him to find a girl called Zuzu Petals, who has been killed. Why didn’t he choose another career instead of the detective’s one?
All actors – Andrew Dice Clay, Wayne Newton, Priscilla Presley, Morris Day, Lauren Holly, Maddie Corman, Gilbert Gottfried, David Patrick Kelly, Brandon Call, Robert Englund, Ed O'Neill, Vince Neil, Sheila E., David Arnott, Mark Goldstein, Cody Jarrett, William Shockley, Mark Zuelke, Steve White, Kari Wuhrer, Delia Sheppard, Kimber Sissons, Monique Mannen, Pamela Adlon, Hili Park, Gry Park, Kurt Loder, Cindy Lehre, Phil Soussan, Carlos Cavazo, Randy Castillo, Peter Michael Escovedo, Zina Escovedo, Juan Jose Escovedo, Paul Christopher, J.D. Reilly, Boni Boyer, Consuela Nance, Diane Almeida, Aurorah Allain, Kurt James Stefka, Jaz Kaner, David Bowe, Michael Alan Kahn, Willie Garson, Ladd Vance, Robert Mangiardi, Kristin Pearcey, Lori Pfeiffer, Diana Barrows, Lala Sloatman, Lee Lawrence, Connie Johnson, Jordan Lund, Allan Wasserman, Charlie Hawke, Rita Bland, Kathleen Monica, Randy Crenshaw, John Hammond, Tone Loc, Hot Tub Johnny West, Edward D'Lorenzo, Sandra Sheeler, Edmund E. Villa, Jimmy Zavala, David McLaurin, Lee Thornberg, William 'Smitty' Smith, James Dale, John Menzano, Rick Marotta, Rene Zendejas, Thom Fountain, Dana Kelly, Kirk Knowlden, Douglas Seymour, Christopher D. Childers, Lisa Matthews, Pamela Pond, Cindyana Santangelo, Katariina Sourishow all
“The Adventures of Ford Fairlane” Quotes 16 quotes
“- Ford Fairlane: Disco Express? They blew, dog. And that lead singer, he kinda looked like...
- Lt. Amos: Like me, right?
- Ford Fairlane: Yeah. I was gonna say he looked like shit, but... he looked like you.”
“I coulda been a fisherman. Fishermen, they get up, they fish, they sell fish, they smelt fish. Reminds me of this girl I used to go with, Yvonne, she smelled like fish.”
“- Ford Fairlane: How much?
- Ticket Guy: 300.
- Ford Fairlane: 300? You charged the chicks one.
- Ticket Guy: Hey, they blew me.
- Ford Fairlane: Heh. 300 coming up.”
“Why do I wish the music industry and the whole globe would just suck my dick, Tracy?!”
“Come on, down boy. Down Stanley. Roseanne Barr naked. Gone.”
“- Lt. Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women.
- Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons.”
“Damn, baby, I hope you signed some organ donor cards.”
“1969 Fender Stratocaster, original pick-ups, maple neck, strung upside down for a left-handed motherfucking genius, Jimi Hendrix.”
“- Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you?
- Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.”