“- Chet: You will be Shee-lana, Shee-lana, the oak tree woman.
- Connie: Oh, I love it when I'm the oak tree woman!
- Chet: Temptress of the woods.
- Connie: Yes, Yes!
- Chet: Yes, and I will be... Burt.
- Connie: Burt!
- Chet: A guy named Burt. Or I could be Smokey's cousin horny.”
John Candy - Chet Ripley
Stephanie Faracy - Connie Ripley

“When you are alone eternally, you live for the comfort of the senses: food, sex. I'd become very selective and it was getting harder for me to find food, even living in the city. My choosiness about food cost me my lover, and without him there is no sex.”
Anne Parillaud - Marie

“- Marcel: I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: I tried it that way. It's not as much fun alone.”

James Coco - Marcel
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“There's nothing like a good dose of being left alone to make a man appreciate his wife.”
Lucile Watson - Mrs. Morehead

“Be with me always. Take any form, drive me mad, only do not leave me in this dark alone where I cannot find you.”

Laurence Olivier - Heathcliff