“- Julianne Potter: He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, fuck me.
- George Downes: Huh! Takes a few hours.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“Hey! I'm Jules' fiancé, George! Just stopped by for a little preconjugal visit if you catch my drift!”
Rupert Everett - George Downes

“I'm getting married, Walter, and I'm also getting as far away from the newspaper business as I can get.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Wolf J. Flywheel: There are many bonds that will hold us together through eternity.
- Martha Phelps: Really, Wolf? What are they?
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Your government bonds, your savings bonds, your liberty bonds.”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps

“- Rose Smith: Nice girls don't let men kiss them until after they're engaged. Men don't want the bloom rubbed off.
- Esther Smith: Personally, I think I have too much bloom. Maybe that's the trouble with me.”

Lucille Bremer - Rose Smith
Judy Garland - Esther Smith