“- Troy: Eve, a man walks into your life, who's the kindest, most polite, most incredibly rich guy you've ever met...
- Eve: And I have him committed.
- Troy: Yes. Yes you did.
- Eve: Well, at least I fell for him before I knew he was rich. That's new.”
Dave Foley - Troy
Alicia Silverstone - Eve

- D-Bob: Remember Elza? She's my girl now. We're engaged. Ain't that goddamn something?
- Elza: Dennis!
- D-Bob: Oh yeah, I ain't allowed to say "goddamn" no more.
Jon Favreau - D-Bob
Lauren Katz - Elza

“I'm your boyfriend now, Nancy.”
Robert Englund - Freddy Krueger

“- Ken: Have a girl, Chuck?
- Charles Cummings: No thanks, I'm full.”
Jeffrey Tambor - Ken
Jon Cryer - Charles Cummings

“- Miss Piggy: Gonzo, is Camilla all right?
- Gonzo: Yeah, but I think we're engaged!”

Frank Oz - Miss Piggy
Dave Goelz - Gonzo