Hugh Grant movie quotes

“- Anna Scott: You know what they say about men with big feet.
- William Thacker: No, I don't, actually. What's that?
- Anna Scott: Big feet... large shoes.”
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

“Is her instrument quite what it was? Perhaps not. But as Beethoven said, a few wrong notes may be forgiven, but singing without feeling cannot.”
Hugh Grant - St Clair Bayfield

“St Clair Bayfield-You are not strong enough, Bunny. What if it kills you?
Florence Foster Jenkins-Then I shall die happy.”
Meryl Streep - Florence Foster Jenkins
Hugh Grant - St Clair Bayfield

“Oh, you think that I didn't have ambition? I was a good actor. But I was never going to be a great actor. It was very very hard to admit that to myself. But once I had, I felt free from the tyranny of ambition. I started to live.”
Hugh Grant - St Clair Bayfield

- Carrie: Why do you think it's called "honeymoon"?
- Charles: Um, I don't know... I suppose it's, uh, "honey" because it's sweet as honey, and "moon" because it's the first time a husband got to see his wife's bottom.
Andie MacDowell - Carrie - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“We may be a small country, but we're a great one, too. The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter. David Beckham's right foot. David Beckham's left foot, come to that.”
Hugh Grant - The Prime Minister

“What do you think of this? Too ornate? Or do you think it's... beltacular?”

Hugh Grant - George Wade

“- Daniel Cleaver: Come on Bridget, we belong together: you, me, your little skirt. If I can't make it with you then I can't make it with anyone.
- Bridget Jones: That's not a good enough offer for me.”
Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver
Renee Zellweger - Bridget Jones

“I've waited all my life to find someone I love as much as I love you. And I'm just not going to let this or anyone come between us.”

Hugh Grant - Michael Felgate

“- George Wade: This whole project is worth about 50 million in profits.
- Ruth Kelson: No offense, but I think it's immoral for one person to acquire that much wealth. How do you sleep at night?
- George Wade: Well, I have a machine that simulates the sound of the ocean.”
Hugh Grant - George Wade
Dana Ivey - Ruth Kelson

- George Sand: Forgive me. I'm a fraud, you know. "Divine mystery"? I never experienced that with anyone! Always had disastrous relationships. And I never manage to stay in love.
- Frederic Chopin: What?
- George Sand: I don't know. I want too much... I think. Except when I hear you play... and when I'm around you. Look... I simply want to be... (continue)(continue reading)
Judy Davis - George Sand
Hugh Grant - Frederic Chopin

“- George Garrad: Can't be too careful in foreign climes.
- Reginald Anson: It's only Wales.
- George Garrad: It's still foreign!”
George Garrad - George Garrad
Hugh Grant - Reginald Anson

“The thing is, a person's life is like a TVshow.”
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“When things are going well in Hollywood, it's absolutely delightful, if you like sycophancy.”
Hugh Grant

“- Charles: Yes, it's odd, isn't it? All these years we've been single and proud of it and never noticed that two of us were, in effect, married all this time.
- Tom: Traitors in our midst.”
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One
James Fleet - Tom - Wedding One

“I find the key is to think of a day as units of time, each unit consisting of no more than thirty minutes. Full hours can be a little bit intimidating and most activities take about half an hour. Taking a bath: one unit, watching countdown: one unit, web-based research: two units, exercising: three units, having my hair carefully disheveled:...” (continue)(continue reading)
Hugh Grant - Will Freeman

“I've been going crazy. I can't stop thinking about you, and thinking about what an idiot I've been. Christ, is that blue soup?”

Hugh Grant - Daniel Cleaver

“- Half-Mole: I don't go down there.
- Dr. Guy Luthan: How do I know you're telling the truth?
- Half-Mole: You're still alive.”

Raynor Scheine - Half-Mole
Hugh Grant - Dr. Guy Luthan

“- David: How are you doing?
- Charles: You remember the time you started dad's boat and the propeller cut my leg to shreds?
- David: Yeah?
- Charles: This is worse.”
David Bower - David - Wedding One
Hugh Grant - Charles - Wedding One

“- Clive Durham: I am more sorry for you than I can possibly say and I do, do beg you to resist to return on this obsession.
- Maurice Hall: I don't need advice. I'm flesh and blood Clive, if you'll condescend to such low things. I've shared with Alec.”

Hugh Grant - Clive Durham
James Wilby - Maurice Hall

“- Gina Vitale: Just run normally.
- Michael Felgate: I am running normally.
- Gina Vitale: I'm sorry. I thought, you know... I guess I haven't seen you run before and I thought you were doing a funny run.”
Jeanne Marie Tripplehorn - Gina Vitale
Hugh Grant - Michael Felgate

“- Spike: There's something wrong with this yogurt.
- William Thacker: Ah, that's not yogurt, that's mayonnaise...
- Spike: Ah, right-o then. [continues to eat it]”
Rhys Ifans - Spike
Hugh Grant - William Thacker

- William Thacker: Apart from the American, I've only loved two girls, both absolute disasters. The first one marries me and then leaves me faster than you can say "Indiana Jones", and the second one, who seriously ought to have known better, casually marries my best friend.
- Bella: She still loves you though.
- William Thacker: Yeah, in a... (continue)(continue reading)
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Gina McKee - Bella

“The sole excuse for a relationship between two men is that it remains purely platonic. Surely you agree to that.”

Hugh Grant - Clive Durham

“- William Thacker: Is this your first film?
- 12-yr-old Actress: Well... actually it's my 22nd!
- William Thacker: Any favorites among the 22?
- 12-yr-old Actress: Working with Leonardo.
- William Thacker: DaVinci?
- 12-yr-old Actress: DiCaprio.
- William Thacker: Of course. And is... is he your favorite Italian director?”
Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Mischa Barton - 12-year-old Actress