“- President Andrew Shepherd: When we're out of the office, and alone, you can call me Andy.
- A.J. MacInerney: I beg your pardon, sir?
- President Andrew Shepherd: You were the best man at my wedding, for crying out loud. Call me Andy.
- A.J. MacInerney: Whatever you say, Mr. President.”
Michael Douglas - President Andrew Shepherd
Martin Sheen - A.J. MacInerney

“- Sam Francisco: This is my son, Richard. He's four years old. We named him after your former president, Richard Nixon.
- Matthew Sykes: George, from now on, tell people that you named him after the director Richard Burton. Just trust me on this.”

Mandy Patinkin - Sam Francisco
James Caan - Matthew Sykes

“- Yogi Bear: [On the Ranger's phone] Hello? Hello? Is this the White House?
- Ranger John Smith: Yogi!
- Yogi Bear: Hey, the President knows my name!”
Yogi Bear - Yogi Bear
Don Messick - Ranger John Smith

“- Kostya Novotny: This dog, how you call it? Bull pit?
- Monty Brogan: No, Pit-Bull.”
Tony Siragusa - Kostya Novotny
Edward Norton - Monty Brogan

- Natalie: What's his or her name?
- Steven: Dog!
- Natalie: You named your dog "Dog"?
- Steven: See, I thought about 'Cat', but...
Leilani Sarelle - Natalie
Clyde Hayes - Steven