“- Eddie Fisher: How the hell did I wind up singing on a bus to the moon?
- Alphacruiser Steward: Must have been all them women, Mr. Fisher.”
Eddie Fisher - Eddie Fisher
Avon Long - Alphacruiser Steward

“We're clearly soldiers in petticoats, and dauntless crusaders for women's a-votes! Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.”
Glynis Johns - Mrs. Banks

“Only grown-up men are scared of women.”
Duane Chase - Kurt

“There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.”
Eleanor Parker - The Baroness

“It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them and all women at one time or other have done it, so you do the math.”

Meg Ryan - Sally Albright