“- Eddie Fisher: How the hell did I wind up singing on a bus to the moon?
- Alphacruiser Steward: Must have been all them women, Mr. Fisher.”
Eddie Fisher - Eddie Fisher
Avon Long - Alphacruiser Steward

“We're clearly soldiers in petticoats, and dauntless crusaders for women's a-votes! Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid.”
Glynis Johns - Mrs. Banks

“Men see things in a box and women see them in a round room.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“You know something? You ain't nothing special. You got no manners, you treat women like whores and, if you ask me, you got no chance of being no officer!”
Debra Winger - Paula Pokrifki

“- Margaret Wade: If you didn't have women, you wouldn't have babies, which means you wouldn't have people.
- Joey: And if you didn't have men, who'd drive the ladies to the hospital?”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Kellen Hathaway - Joey