“- Frederick: Blow that thing all you want lady.
- Susan Cooper: Yeah? Well why don't you blow me Colin!”
Mitch Silpa - Frederick!
Melissa McCarthy - Susan Cooper

“- Blonde: I'm so lonely!
- Daryl: How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?
- Blonde: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me!
- Daryl: Really?
- Blonde: Wanna go to bed?”
Lolita Davidovich - Blonde
Anthony Rapp - Daryl

“When you are alone eternally, you live for the comfort of the senses: food, sex. I'd become very selective and it was getting harder for me to find food, even living in the city. My choosiness about food cost me my lover, and without him there is no sex.”
Anne Parillaud - Marie

“- Marcel: I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.
- Lou Peckinpaugh: I tried it that way. It's not as much fun alone.”

James Coco - Marcel
Peter Falk - Lou Peckinpaugh

“The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!”
Ted Sorel - Dr. Edward Pretorius