“Please don't tell my kids I died taking a shit.”
Daniel Stern - Phil Berquist

“- Randal Graves: Embolism in a pool.
- Dante Hicks: What an embarrassing way to die.”
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks

“- Dante Hicks: How did he die?
- Randal Graves: He broke his neck.
- Dante Hicks: That's embarrassing?
- Randal Graves: He broke his neck trying to suck his own dick!”

Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks
Jeff Anderson - Randal Graves

“- Jeff Badger: You are the sheriff wife now. It would be very embarrassing for you to know who I am.
- Flower Belle Lee: I've never been embarrassed in my life.”
Joseph Calleia - Jeff Badger
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- Macaulay Connor: It can't be anything like love, can it?
- Tracy Lord: No, no, it can't be.
- Macaulay Connor: Would it be inconvenient?
- Tracy Lord: Terribly.”
James Stewart - Macaulay Connor
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord