“- Amanda: He's got some fatal flaw.
- Candi: How do you know that?
- Amanda: I'm attracted to him.”
Monica Potter - Amanda
Sarah Murdoch - Candi

“Men shouldn't be charming. It's disgusting!”
Tom Wilkinson - The Marquess of Queensberry

“I always say there's something about Latin men. For one thing, they can dance. For another thing - what's your telephone number?”
Rita Hayworth - Gilda

“- Ann: What is your ideal man?
- Leslie: He has the brains of George Clooney in the body of Joe Biden.”

Rashida Jones - Ann Perkins
Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope

“- Commander Kevin Dunne: I was three feet away from a known terrorist, and I had my eyes buried in some broad's tits.
- Rick Santoro: Well, Kevin, this may not make you feel better, but don't you see? That's what she was there for. That was the plan. To give you a boner. And you got one. Congratulations, you're human.”
Gary Sinise - Commander Kevin Dunne
Nicolas Cage - Rick Santoro