“Here's a field... take a look out. Picture a house... Picture a lot of houses. What else is a field good for but building houses?”
Spalding Gray - Earl Culver

“You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.”

Ron White - Clyde Ledbetter

“I'm, uh, building a house in California. An exact replica of my imperial villa in Rome, down to the very last detail. But with flush toilets. Yes, the mountain may not have come to Muhammad, but it sure as hell came to me.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty

“Sam Wilson-41st floor! 41st!
Nick Fury-It's not like they put the floor numbers on the outside of the building.”
Anthony Mackie - Sam Wilson
Samuel L. Jackson - Nick Fury

“- Tucker: Which building's yours?
- Healy: Are you familiar with the soccer stadium?
- Tucker: Did you build the Estadio Olimpico?
- Healy: No, just down the street the Celinto Catayente Towers.”

Lee Evans - Tucker
Matt Dillon - Healy