“Here's a field... take a look out. Picture a house... Picture a lot of houses. What else is a field good for but building houses?”
Spalding Gray - Earl Culver

“You know, he don't have a straight angle in that whole god-damned porch, or the whole house for that matter. He is the worst damn carpenter.”

Ron White - Clyde Ledbetter

“I'm, uh, building a house in California. An exact replica of my imperial villa in Rome, down to the very last detail. But with flush toilets. Yes, the mountain may not have come to Muhammad, but it sure as hell came to me.”
Christopher Plummer - J. Paul Getty

“I'm working on buying St. Patrick's Cathedral, maybe doing a little rip-down job and putting up a very very tall and beautiful building.”
Donald J. Trump - Himself

“Damn, they're closing down military left and right and putting up jails like 7-Eleven stores!”
LaTanya Richardson Jackson - Priscilla Worth