“- Shanti: Is there any scientific or forensic insight likely to be gained by spying on this woman in the shower?
- Denny: Shanti, we're trying to make sure the woman's clean.”
Erika Alexander - Shanti
Adam Goldberg - Denny

“Clare is a real woman and she likes to wash too - with soap - everywhere!”
Ed Begley Jr. - Peter

“- J.B. Armstrong: Sorry, I didn't know you were a woman.
- Tugboat Annie: I've been a woman for a long time. But, I'm still the best tugboat man on the coast - and that's putting it mild.”

Clarence Kolb - J.B. Armstrong
Marjorie Rambeau - Tugboat Annie

“Remember, my child, that the woman is the root and the man is the tree. The tree grows only as high as the root is strong.”

Walter Huston - Ling Tan

“Uggamus iggamas, man is polygamist. Uggamus oggamas, woman monogamist.”
Sir Michael Caine - Max Gale