“I'm so naive about finances. Once when my mother mentioned an amount and I realized I didn't understand, she had to explain: 'That's like three Mercedes.' Then I understood.”
Brooke Shields

“Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy.”
Spike Milligan

“My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.”
Errol Flynn

“Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money.”
Robin Williams

“Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”
George Burns