“Why should I walk around looking like a boiled rag when I can have a stylish set of duds for free?”
Sylvester Stallone - Cosmo Carboni

- Purse Snatcher: Jesus, lady! All this for just a hand bag?
- Kevin Copeland: It's not "just" a hand bag. It's Prada!
Marshall Virtue - Purse Snatcher
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland

“This isn't a dress. This is a sequined sensation.”
Jason Isaacs - Chaz Watley

“That is a great outfit. How much do clothes cost in 'The Matrix'?”
Allen Covert - Alex

“Not that bad? Except the color's wrong, the collar's wrong, the material's a nightmare from hell. It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me. But all of that can be fixed.”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler