“Bam just took a golden dildo up his ass at high speeds. That's what happened.”
Manny Puig - himself

“- Joey Gazelle: I'll be quick and real quiet. Come on.
- Teresa Gazelle: Quiet? I don't think so. Quick? I can believe.”

Paul William Walker IV - Joey Gazelle
Vera Farmiga - Teresa Gazelle

“I must congratulate you on your virtuoso performance, my boy. Centauri is impressed. I've seen them come, and I've seen them go, but you're the best, my boy. Dazzling! Light years ahead of the competition! Centauri's got a little proposition for you. Are ya interested?”

Robert Preston - Centauri

“- Rudy Zolteck: How'd I do, coach?
- Kevin O'Shea: I don't know son. I don't have a sundial.”

Michael Zwiener - Rudy Zolteck
Ed O'Neill - Kevin O'Shea

“Nowadays people want glamor and tears, the grand performance. I've never been good at that.”
Helen Mirren - The Queen