“- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir, what's your name?
- Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man!
- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir... what's your name?
- Pedro: [to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
- Pedro: [Man vomits onto the floor of the car] Uuhhh - His name is Raalllph, man!”
Arthur Roberts - Arresting Officer
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas

- Ike: Just call me Ike.
- Hash: Hash.
- Ike: Not now, man. Maybe after dinner.
- Hash: No. My name is Hash. It's easier to say than "El Hashid Amir Junior".
- Ike: It's easier to smoke too.
Wendell Brown - Ike
Tommy Citera - Hash

“- Inspector Mason: I want another autopsy on Fissue. And be very careful this time. It's possible he was murdered by some obscure drug that you might have overlooked.
- Coroner: I'm very sorry, Inspector. But I can't make another autopsy. Because the body was cremated yesterday.”
Alan Hale - Inspector Mason
John Dilson - Coroner

“Sometimes girls like you go down and down until at last they fall victim to narcotics!”

Virginia Weidler - Harriet Thomas

“Valium, prozac, and ritalin. Breakfast of champions.”
Christopher Lambert - Lou